CFO: corporate fraud officer.
BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET : A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry.
VALUE INVESTING : The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO : The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER : What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR : Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST! : Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT : When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION : The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW : The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR : Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
MOMENTUM INVESTING : The fine art of buying high and selling low.
VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower.
“BUY, BUY” : A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
FINANCIAL PLANNER : A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
CALL OPTION : Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR : Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nut house.
PROFIT : Religious guy who talks to God.
BSE : Bombay Se Exit.
NSE : Nation Se Exit.
F/O : Future Over.
NIFTY: No Income for this year.
FII : Fraudulanr International Investers.
PE : Plunge Endless.
EBITDA : Exit before it tumbles down again.
HNI : Has no Idea.
PMS : Pre Meditated Scam.
SIP : Suicide by inveting patiently.
SEBI Says Not to worry to the Investors......as they are planning to start negative index......!!
